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Three visitors to London climb up the tower that houses Big Ben and decide to have a contest. They’re going to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground. The first tourist throws his watch, takes three steps and hears his watch … Read more
A man went camping in a state park. Before leaving his car to go hiking he left a note on the dashboard saying, “The stereo is broken. “ He did this to deter thieves from breaking into his older model car. When returning from his hike the man noticed his car window was broken and … Read more
A dumb girl and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The dumb girl jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this. “She goes downstairs. After some time she finally comes back up to … Read more
An American visiting England asked at the hotel for the elevator. The porter looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the man wanted. “You must mean the lift, “he said. “No, “the American responded. “If I ask for the elevator I mean the elevator. “ “Well, “the porter answered, “over here we … Read more
A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary and he’s wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she … Read more
A man finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The man thinks for a moment and says, “First, give me a bottomless mug of beer. “ A mug of beer appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the … Read more
There were two hunters who had never hunted before, so they took a hunters safety course. In this course it was stressed that if you ever got lost in the woods, firing three shots in the air was the universal signal that you needed help. The very first day of hunting the two hunters became … Read more
“Can I have a cigarette?” Jill asked. “I thought you quit smoking, “Mary said “I’m in the process of quitting, “Jill said. “Right now I am in the middle of phase one. “ “What’s phase one?” Mary asked. “I’ve quit buying, “Jill replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Irish Saw mill Accident… Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local saw mill. One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital. Next day, Paddy goes to … Read more
A woman was getting swamped with calls from strangers. A billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers. When she called to complain, she was told to get a new number. “I’ve had mine for twenty years, “she pleaded. “Couldn’t you change yours?” The company refused, so she said, “Fine. From … Read more