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A woman has a problem with her closet door – it’s falling out every time a bus passes by. So one day she calls a repairman. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time a bus passes by. “OK, I’m going to take a look at this, just close the … Read more
A couple is arguing about who should make the coffee in the morning. The wife says, “I think you should do it because you get up first. “ He counters with, “The kitchen is your domain, and you do all the cooking so you know where everything is. I think you should make the coffee. … Read more
Two cab drivers met. “Hey, “asked one, “what’s the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?” “Well, “the other responded, “when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate love making. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, “Quick, my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!” So the man … Read more
On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “Maybe you’ll find out tonight, “he said mysteriously. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. She ripped off the … Read more
A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: “He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you. “ Mom: “No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her … Read more
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons. “ Boy: “Really?” Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A 90 year old geezer married a very young filly and was telling his doctor that they were expecting a baby. “Let me tell you a story, “the doctor said. “There was an absent-minded fellow who went hunting one day, but instead of picking up a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly, while he … Read more