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A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party. The day of the party the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was … Read more
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text, “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!” The … Read more
A couple arrived at the boarding gate just in time to see their plane taking off. The husband was angry to have missed the plane. “If you weren’t so slow in getting ready, “he complained to his wife, “we wouldn’t have missed the plane. “ “And if you wouldn’t have rushed me, we wouldn’t have … Read more
Two blond ladies were discussing the big hole in the street as every day somebody falls in it… Michelle : We must find a solution because every day someone is dead and the nearest hospital is 20 Km. Rose : I got it, we can build a new hospital beside the hole. Michelle : It … Read more
A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite extraordinary. A wager was placed on who had the most intelligent dog. The physician offered to show his dog first, and called to the parking … Read more
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Finch became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous young blonde woman. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Finch, and said, “That will teach you to pinch!” Bewildered, Mr. Finch was halfway to the … Read more
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned … Read more
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express lane where the clerk was talking on the phone with the back turned to her. “Excuse me, “she said, “I’m in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?” The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, … Read more
One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin’ on the front porch having some iced tea. One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in her long southern drawl says “Look at this ring my husband gave me. Isn’t it nice?” To which the other woman replies, … Read more
My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at. He went to town in a $15,000 Nissan, left in a $350,000 Porsche. I thought, “Nice, I’m going to get in on that. “So I left for Vegas in my $15,000 Toyota. Came back in … Read more