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Husband:” What’s your fee for getting a divorce?” Lawyer: “$900” Husband: “But you charged only $200 for my marriage license a few years ago!” Lawyer: “Freedom is always expensive. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two prison guards are changing shifts in the morning. “You know that a prisoner ran off in the night?” The other guard sighs, “Ah finally, no more of that dang hammering!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 15 inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Are you going to be using your lawn mower Saturday?” “Yes, I will be. “ “Good… so can I borrow your car then?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: “There is no easy way to say this so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a … Read more
An 80-year-old gentleman was being interviewed on his 60 years of marriage. “Is there one big difference in your marriage today compared to when you were first married?” asked the interviewer. “Well, “said the man after pondering for a moment, “it now takes me all night to do what I used to do all night. … Read more
Two friends are talking over lunch on an outdoor patio. “So what are you doing for summer vacation?” one asks. The other one replies, “I want to go to Italy again, like last year. “ The first asks, “Wow! You went to Italy last year?” The other answers, “No, but I wanted to. “ This … Read more
Wife’s diary:” We had plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping all day with my friends. Later he was acting weird. I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late. He was silent at the restaurant too and didn’t eat much. While going to bed, … Read more
At 9 p. m. one night, a pilot who had run out of fuel made an emergency landing at a top secret government base. He was quickly surrounded by security and taken inside to be interrogated. The interrogation was grueling because they wanted to make sure it was an unplanned landing and he was not … Read more