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“That’s a nice plant, “said a woman at the florist’s shop, pointing to the flower I was buying. “Yeah, my wife and I had an argument, “I admitted. “I was going to buy her a dozen roses, but I don’t think she’s that mad at me. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
There were four University sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an A so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and … Read more
Two newlyweds quickly realized their marriage wasn’t working and filed for a divorce. The judge asked them what the problem was. The husband replied, “In the five weeks that we’ve been together, we haven’t been able to agree on a single thing. “ The judge turned to the wife, “Have you anything to say?” She … Read more
Fred tried to calm himself down in the middle of a severe argument with his wife Samantha. He said to her, “Let us not fight any more. We should try to sort this out in a level-headed manner. “ Fuming with anger, Sam replied, “No. Whenever we try to sort things out in a level-headed … Read more
A telephone rang. “Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?” “Yes, it is, “came the reply. “Thank God! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, “If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!” One day, the man … Read more
“Believe it or not, but when I see red I’m happy. “ “How’s that?” “I sell sunburn remedy. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Husband and wife are having a conversation. Wife: “Since we got married, we don’t go out anymore and we never go eat at nice restaurants. You are not romantic anymore. You never say sweet things to me anymore. “ Husband: “Oh Darling, don’t look too much into it. You know I still love you. But … Read more
A husband died. A few weeks later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband. She ran up to him with tears in her eyes. “Darling, how I’ve missed you!” The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him and says, “Whoa there woman, the contract was until death!” This … Read more
This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he didn’t like the ferry. If he missed a ferry late at night, he had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan. So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he decided he wouldn’t … Read more