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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d … Read more
Paul was describing a 25 pound sea bass he’d caught recently after fighting it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story saying, “I saw the picture you took of that fish. You’re lucky if it even weighed 12 pounds. “ Paul replied, “Well … a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three … Read more
Success is relative… The more success, the more relatives! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Husband: “Now that we are married, perhaps I might venture to point out a few of your little defects. “ Wife: “Don’t bother, dear. I’m quite aware of them. It was those little defects that prevented me from becoming a much better man than you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. “Hello?” she cried, but no answer. “Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain … Read more
A young woman is visiting her parents. While helping her mother fix dinner, she opens the refrigerator. On the inside of the door, she sees a sexy picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman. “What’s this about, Mom?” she asks. “Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat, “the … Read more
An egg and a chicken sit in a doctor’s waiting room. A nurse walks out of the office and asks, “Alright, which one of you came first?” “Seriously!” shouts the chicken. “Here, too?!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A married couple was enjoying a dinner out when a statuesque blonde walked over to their table, exchanged warm greetings with the husband, and walked off. “Who was that?” the wife demanded. “If you must know, “the husband replied, “that was my mistress. “ “Your mistress? That’s it! I want a divorce!” the wife fumed. … Read more
Daughter: “Did you hear, dad, they have just caught the biggest hotel thief in Las Vegas!” Dad: “What hotel did he run?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word: “I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her. . !” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.