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A man was crossing the road when he was hit by a car, which then sped off. A police officer asked the injured man, “Did you get a look at the driver?” “No, “he said, “but I can tell you it was my ex-wife. “ “How do you know that?” asked the officer. “I’d recognize … Read more
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer, “the man began, “I can explain. “ “Just be quiet, “snapped the officer. I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. “ “But, officer, I just wanted to say…” “And I said to keep … Read more
“I want to divorce my wife. “ “On what grounds?” “She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar. “ “Are you saying she’s an alcoholic or do you think she’s cheating?” “No, she is looking for me. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat. “Excuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?” The man says, “Well I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I’m a real cowboy. … Read more
“I heard you have been to Spain recently. Knowing you don’t speak Spanish very well, did you face any difficulty?” “None at all, however those who listened to me sure did. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
During training exercises, the Lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road when he encountered another car stuck in the mud, with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. “Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope, “replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, “yours is!” This joke is … Read more
Macy went to the doctor to see if he can help her to stop smoking . The doctor suggested that every time she felt like smoking, she should reach for a chocolate bar. It didn’t work, because no matter how hard Macy tried she couldn’t get the chocolate bar to light. This joke is included … Read more
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship underway. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men. The ship steamed out of the channel and soon the port was far behind. … Read more
“What did you buy your husband for his birthday?” “Well, knowing he wanted a journal, I bought him one that was locked since he’s so particular about his notes. “ “And surely you bought something for yourself too?” “Oh, of course! I made myself a duplicate key. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram. Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me. “ The Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. “Listen up, men, “says the Sergeant. “Williams, report to the mess hall for … Read more