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A woman walks into a police precinct and reports that her husband is missing. When the Sergeant asked her how long her husband’s been missing she says, “Since last winter. “ Astonished, the Sargent asked, “Why did you wait till spring to report him missing?” The woman replies, “Because the landscaping company is asking too … Read more
After 25 years of marriage, Jerome took a look at his wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old sexy chick. Now, … Read more
Little Johnny: “Dad, Is it true? I heard that in some countries where arranged marriage is a custom, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries!” Father: “Son, that happens everywhere, after marriage you find out everything!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ten-year-old Tommy greeted his sister’s boyfriend very enthusiastically, “That harmonica you gave me for my birthday is easily the best present I have ever had!” “I’m glad you liked it, “the boyfriend replies. “Oh yeah! Mother gives me a quarter a day not to play it!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A lawyer went duck hunting for the first time in Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of the fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator … Read more
During a sixth grade sex education class, the young professor asked, “What happens to a young woman during puberty?” There was no reply from her students, so she rephrased the question. “What happens to young women as they mature?” One girl raised her hand and answered, “We start carrying purses?” This joke is included in … Read more
A man committed murder. To fight his case he was advised to hire a good lawyer. He checked one who asked for $100. He thought this one was not good enough. The next one wanted $500. The next $5000. He found a really expensive one who wanted $10,0000. So the accused hired him. Ultimately he … Read more
After suffering through years of his wife’s awful coffee, the man spit it out and took the coffee maker to his lawyer. Dropping it on the attorney’s desk, the man snarled, “Here they are!” “Here are what?” the startled lawyer asked. “Grounds for divorce. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A man lying on his deathbed called to him, his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor. “I am going to die tonight, “and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to my three most trusted friends, you three of course, I am leaving 50,000 … Read more
A man goes to see his lawyer to prepare his will. At the first meeting, the lawyer takes all the information down, and sends the man home, telling him to come see him again in two weeks. Two weeks later, the man comes back, reads the will and signs it in front of three witnesses. … Read more