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A doctor and a lawyer are involved in a car crash. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor is a little shaken up, offers him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepts, has a drink and hands back the flask. The lawyer puts it in his pocket. ‘Aren’t you having one yourself?’ asks the … Read more
A busy mother and her two small children, Jack and Sally, were on a train ride to the city. Halfway through the trip, Jack asked his mother, “What was the name of the last station where this train stopped?” The mother replied, “I don’t remember. “Why?” “Well, “little Jack answered, “because that’s where Sally got … Read more
“How did school go today?” a mother asked her little boy. “Fine”, the little fellow replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”. “What did she say?” his mother asked. “The teacher said, ‘Thank goodness’. “ This joke … Read more
Son: “Dad! Dad! I got a part in the school play! I play the husband. “ Dad: “Too bad they did not give a speaking role. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all, “the lawyer said as he … Read more
A little girl walked proudly into a dry goods store to buy material for a dress for her doll. When she came to the cash register she asked, “What does this cost?” “For a sweet little girl like you, “replied the man, feeling generous “I’ll charge only one little kiss. “ “Thanks” replied the tot. … Read more
A lawyer is walking along the beach and spots a glass bottle in the sand. When he opens it he discovers a genie inside. Genie: “Sir, I will grant you three wishes, but you must understand that whatever you wish for, every other lawyer in the world will get double. Man: “Hmmm. Okay. First I’d … Read more
Bob had been listening to his wife practicing her singing. “Honey, “he said, “I wish you’d sing the songs about Women’s Day. “ “That’s nice of you, Bob, “she said. “Why?” “Then I’d only have to hear you once a year!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny’s mother says, “Let’s not be too harsh on them… they’re bound to be curious about sex at that age. “ “Curious about sex?” replies Mary’s mother. “He took her appendix out!” … Read more
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, “I know what we’ll do. … Read more