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A little boy was doing his geography homework one evening and turned to his father and said, “Dad, where would I find the Andes? “Don’t ask me, “said the father. “Ask your mother. She puts everything away in this house. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
At a restaurant… Customer: “This steak is burnt black!” Waiter: “Yes, sir. A mark of respect, sir. Our cook died yesterday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
When he was finished with the bulk of the changes, Mr. Smith added yet one more stipulation to his will: that he be buried at sea. He explained, “That’s just in case my wife makes good on her threat to dance on my grave. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Dave was almost 30 years old and while most of his friends were already married,Dave just bounced from one relationship to the next. Once a friend asked him, “What’s the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can’t you find anyone who suits you?” “No, “Dave replied. “I meet a … Read more
Damien was being severely scolded by his father for fighting. “Now, Damien” said his angry father, “This will not do! You must learn that you can’t have everything you want in this life. There must always be give and take. “ “But there was Dad!” protested the aggressive youngster. “I gave him a black eye … Read more
“Waiter, it’s been half an hour since I ordered that turtle soup. “ “Yes, sir, but you know how slow turtles are. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A small boy came running downstairs, shouting, “Mom! Mom! I cleaned my room without being told!” “Well, “said the mother, “that’s wonderful! Thank you very much. It will save me a lot of trouble, and it shows you are growing up. “ “Yeah, but, Mom, “said the boy, “don’t jump to conclusions. “ I don’t … Read more
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Mom, I’m going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry. “ The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three women into … Read more
One day a boy asked his grandpa “grandpa make a frog sound” The grandfather asked why? The boy said, “Grandma says when you croak we are going to Hawaii” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. Well, sir, “is the reply, “as you know, there are 250 men here … Read more