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Two explorers, camped in the heart of the African jungle, were discussing their expedition. “I came here, “said one, “because the urge to travel was in my blood. City life bored me, and the smell of exhaust fumes on the highways made me sick. I wanted to see the sunrise over new horizons and hear … Read more
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The preacher was … Read more
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribe’s chief and his wife and they all live happily for some time. One day the chief’s wife gives birth to a white child. … Read more
Patron at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roast beef. Please call the manager!” Waiter: “Well that won’t change anything, he won’t eat it either. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!” “Don’t worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on. “ The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like … Read more
“Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all. “ Sincerely, The Opportunist This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth. “ Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the … Read more
Two lawyers arrived at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, ‘Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches here! ‘ The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches. This joke … Read more
After eating his entire meal, an elderly man motioned for the server. When the server approached him, he asked for the manager. He explained he would not pay for the meal. The manager responded by contacting the police. When the police arrived, they heard the complaint and responded to the senior, “You need to pay … Read more