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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered, with his thumb over the meat. “Are you crazy?” yells the customer. “What’s with your hand on my steak?” “Sorry, “answers the waiter, “I don’t want it to fall on the floor again. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, “Hans Olafsen’s Laundry. “ “Hans Olafsen?”, he muses. “How the heck does that fit in here?” So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman … Read more
A farmer had four female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned four male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So … Read more
Little Mikey and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Mikey received his plate, he started eating right away. “Mikey! Please wait until we say our prayer, “said his mother. “I don’t need to, “the boy replied. “Of … Read more
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later. “ “That’s mighty nice of you, “Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa … Read more
This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died. At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his … Read more
Jim: When was your son born? Tom: In March, he came the first of the month. Jim: Is that why you named him “Bill”? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
John was driving his pickup down a country lane when suddenly a chicken darts out into the road in front of him, doing about 30 miles per hour. Amazed, he sped up to follow, but the chicken took off faster and faster. Finally the chicken screeches into a turn and goes into a farm. As … Read more
Grandson: “Grandpa, I have some advice for you. Grandfather: “Son, at your age you need to be listening more than advising. Grandson: “Okay Grandpa, just thought you might want to know your shoe is too close to the campfire and it just burst into flames. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A farmer and his wife got into a huge fight after which the wife stormed off. The farmer says, “Where did you leave the tractor?” The wife replies, “In the Mill field. “ But there’s no way into the Mill field!” “There is now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more