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A male crab and a female lobster are dating, but they are hiding it from their parents for obvious reasons. Eventually the lobster gets tired of all the secrecy and she tells her father, who is furious and forbids her to see the crab again. “But why can’t I see the crab again? We’re in … Read more
A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions. The reply came back shortly: “Begin vacation as of yesterday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
During an interview, the young lady interviewing for the position was surprised to hear the HR manager say he was looking for someone “to do the work of six men. “ The lady replied: “That’s a shame. I was looking for a full time job. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Doctor: “You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!” Patient: “And that’s what I did. And it wasn’t easy because up until now I didn’t smoke at all!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new car. “I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car, “he said. “That’s right, sir, “the salesman answered. “We will replace anything that breaks. “ “Fine, I need a new garage door. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out. The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, “What do you want?” The bartender replies, … Read more
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. “I need someone with an accounting degree, “the man said. “But mainly, I’m looking for someone to do my worrying … Read more
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. “Magic Beer”, he says. She thinks he’s a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to … Read more
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen. “ “Nah, he’s not so smart, “the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three … Read more