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Landlord: “I want you to pay your rent. “ Struggling artist: “Let’s discuss this. In a few years people will look up at this miserable studio and say, ‘Harry Jones, the famous artist, use to work here. ‘“ Landlord: “If you don’t pay your rent by tonight, they’ll be able to say it tomorrow. “ … Read more
A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer, “he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” asks the neutron. “For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse serving drinks. The guy stares until the horse finally says, “What’s the problem? Haven’t you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?” The guy says, “No, it’s not that. It is just that I never thought the ferret would sell the place. “ This … Read more
A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, “HEY! We have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper looks at the bartender and says, “You have a drink named Harry?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog. He goes over to the man and asks, “Does your dog bite?” The old man replies “No never”. When the man bends down to stroke the dog, it immediately takes a snap at his hand. … Read more
A guy goes into a bar and orders six shots of tequila and one beer chaser. The bartender lines up six shots and goes to get the beer. When he came back with the beer only moments later, all six shots were gone. The bartender says, “Wow! You sure drank those fast. “ The guy … Read more
One day a man went to a pet store and bought a hundred-legged worm. The sales person told him about this worm. It was not a normal worm. This worm could do anything as a maid. When they were home, the man asked the worm to turn on the T. V. So the worm turned … Read more
A guy walks into a bar and asks, “Who owns that Doberman tied up outside?” A man replies, “That’s my dog”. “Well, “says the first man, “I think my Chihuahua killed him. “ “Your Chihuahua killed my Doberman?How’d he do that???” asks the man at the bar. “I’m not quite sure. I think he got … Read more
A man was sent to prison for twenty years. He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks – like beg, play dead, roll over, jump hair etc. He served his time and was released. He took his ant with him in a matchbox. The first place … Read more
A Sign posted in a repair shop : Hourly rate: $100 Hourly rate if you sit and watch: $125 Hourly rate if you sit, watch, and comment: $150 Hourly rate if you sit, watch, comment, and “help”: $200 This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.