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A man walks into a bar, and tells the bartender to pour him a 12 year old single malt scotch “before the trouble starts. “ The bartender pours his drink and quietly moves away. After finishing his drink, the man calls the bartender back and tells him “pour me a 15 year old scotch before … Read more
An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. “You’ve got to be kidding, “he said. “I’m almost 60 years old!” The bartender apologized, but said he had to see the license. The guy showed his ID, then paid and told the bartender to keep the change. “The tip’s for carding … Read more
A big bullfrog is in the middle of the swamp crying out his lament about being stuck so far from all the action. Out of nowhere this fairy godmother appears and tells him he will have an encounter with a beautiful young woman in three years. The bullfrog asks this fairy godmother why it will … Read more
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books – the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, “Why are you reading both those books”? “Well, “said the Orangutan, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother. “ This joke … Read more
An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt. “What did you write in the ad?” his wife asks. “Here, boy, “he replies. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap. The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?” The parrot says, “France – they’ve got millions of them there. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I … Read more
While at the dinosaur exhibit in Disney’s Animal Kingdom park, a confused blonde complained to her friend. She said, “How could they possibly know the names of all those dinosaurs if they died 75 million years ago? And another thing, how do we even know they were called dinosaurs?” This joke is included in the … Read more
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young man enters a bar and sees a beautiful lady at the counter. He moves closer to her and starts a conversation. Man: “Hello beautiful… “ Woman: “Hi. “ Man: “My name is Solomon. “ Woman: “So?” Man: “Lomon. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more