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Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The … Read more
A doctor asks a patient while examining her: “How many sex partners did you have?” “Five or six, I don’t remember exactly. . “ “Hmm, not that many… “ “Yes, that wasn’t the most successful weekend indeed. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
At a local gun show two guys were bragging about their wife’s abilities. “My wife’s a fine shot. She can hit a dollar every time. “ “That’s nothing. My wife goes through my trousers and never misses a dime. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
An alcoholic wakes up in jail. He asks the first police officer he sees, “Why am I here?” “For drinking, “replies the officer. “Great, “says the man, “when do we start?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours. “ The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I … Read more
A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. “Mom, “said the little boy, “what are all those women doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work, “she replied. The cabbie turns around and says, “Geez lady, … Read more
A photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take … Read more
Eight hours into his trial Paddy pleads guilty. “Why didn’t you plead guilty at the beginning and save the court’s time?” The judge demanded. “Well, “Paddy responded, “until I heard all the evidence I thought I was innocent. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Woman customer in restaurant: “I’d like a margarita please. “ Waiter: “I’ll need to see your ID. “ Customer,giggling while showing her ID: “Do you think I look like a teenager?” Waiter: “No. I thought you qualified for our senior citizen discount. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Sign outside local pub: “Special! Buy One beer at twice the price and Get a Second beer for Free!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.