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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. “ “I see millions … Read more
It’s late evening and Tom’s wife catches him pouring six cans of lager down the toilet. ‘What on earth are you doing?’ she says. Tom replies, ‘Well, it seems a waste, but I thought it’d save me getting up in the night.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A guy was talking with his friend: I’ve managed to separate from my wife in common agreement: she gets the house and I get the car and desk. Ok, but how about your finances? The lawyer takes care of those… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A bloke walks into a pub and sees Van Gogh standing at the bar. ‘Hi Van, can I get you a drink?’ ‘No, thanks, I got one ear.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three tough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop where a grizzled old-timer is having breakfast. One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old guy’s pancakes. The second biker spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee. The third biker dumps the whole plate onto the floor. Without a word of protest, the … Read more
Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution. They asked the Frenchman what he wanted. “Give me some good French wine and French bread, “he requested. So they gave it to him, … Read more
Doctor: “I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol. “ Patient: “That’s OK. I will come back when you are sober. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A chat between mice in the Lab. First mouse: “I finally got that scientist trained. “ Second mouse: “How so?” First mouse: “Every time I go through the maze and ring the bell, he gives me something to eat. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A guy called a budget airline to book a flight. The operator asked: “How many people are traveling? “How should I know?” said the man. “It’s your plane!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the flight attendant asks what they would like to drink. “Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist, “says the parrot. The businessman orders a coke. After waiting two or three minutes, the bird starts … Read more