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A husband and wife decide they need to spice up their sex life. The wife buys a pair of crotchless underwear, puts them on, and goes into the bedroom. She seductively asks her husband, “Hey Honey, do ya want some of this?” The husband takes one look at her underwear and replies, “Hell no! Look … Read more
A lady sitting in first class saw the cockpit door open, she was incredulous to see that the pilot was reading, very concerned she asked a flight attendant, “Miss, why is the pilot reading? Isn’t he supposed to be flying? “ The woman fainted when the flight attendant said, “oh well, he’s just studying for … Read more
The operator in the Flight Control Center asks the pilot:”Who is landing here?” The young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies and Instead of making any official requests to the tower, decided to make a joke: “Guess who, “- he asks. The controller in the Flight Control Center turns off … Read more
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman was visiting the zoo when she passed two workmen that were crying. “Why are you guys crying?” she asked. One replied, “One of the elephants just died. “ “The big elephant must have been your favorite animal in the zoo?” she asked. “No, Ma’am– love has nothing to do with it. The boss … Read more
Two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack. “Hey Tom” said Oscar to his friend, “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny … Read more
A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes. The lawyer proclaimed that since he was the smartest man on the plane, that he deserved to survive. He took a chute and jumped. The priest looks and the young boy, and … Read more
Dick goes into a rough bar and orders a drink. A man sidles up to him and says, ‘I can see you’re a stranger in here.’ ‘Why, yes,’ says Dick. ‘How could you tell?’ The man replies, ‘You’ve taken your hand off your glass.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A plane was taking off. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 392, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. … Read more
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asks the man what he could get him and why the man was pulling that chain around? The man answered “HEY! ! you ever tried pushing one of these things?! !” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more