Preying on My Mind
Wife: “There’s something preying on my mind. “ Husband: “Don’t worry, it’ll soon die of starvation. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jokes
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Phenomenal Memory
In a circus full of people the entertainer walks onto the stage and makes an announcement. “Ladies and gentlemen! Up next is our brand new act. Welcome to the stage – the boy with a phenomenal memory”. Following the entertainer’s introduction, a boy comes out from behind the stage, starting to unzip his pants. “Now … Read more
The Kitchen Light
A 90 year-old Jew Jacob is on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: “Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?” And Sarah says, “Yes, I am here. “ He then says: “Are my children – my wonderful children – are they here with me?” His daughters … Read more
Honey-Roasted Ham
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet were having fun at Pooh’s house Piglet accidentally knocked over one of the jars from Pooh’s stash of honey and it went all over the floor. Pooh had honey roasted ham for dinner that night. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
The Drinking Problem
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem. “ “Oh is she an alcoholic?” “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dr. Dave the Veterinarian
Dr. Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it he just couldn’t. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in a while he would hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: “Dave don’t worry about it. … Read more
The Doctor’s Nice House
A man goes to the doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, “I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I give my dear wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain. You should also try it. … Read more
The Shop Window Dress
In a boutique: “Could I try the dress in the shop window, please?” “I’m sorry madam but no. We have cabins for that. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Discovered Sex
An Italian and a Greek were arguing about which country added the most to civilization. The Greek: We built the Acropolis! the Italian: We built the Colosseum! The Greek: We gave the world advanced math! the Italian: We made the Roman Empire! The Greek: We discovered sex! the Italian: And we introduced it to women! … Read more
Replacing the Cat
A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, “I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?” “I don’t know, “replies the old … Read more