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Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. “Hello, Murphy, “he says. “What time did you pull out this morning?’ “I didn’t, “replies Murphy. “And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp. “ Doctor: “I have really good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass … Read more
An old man and old woman met after both became residents at a retirement home. They began to get pretty friendly, and really enjoyed each other’s company. After about three weeks of getting to know each other, the old man said to the woman, “I know we are both old and can’t do much sexually … Read more
The circus advertised a new act, “Pig That Can Speak French. “ The trainer walked onto the stage, one hand holding a small pig with a green ribbon while the other held a wooden mallet. “Parlez-vous français?” asks the trainer and then proceeds to hit the pig with the mallet. The pig: “Ouiii” This joke … Read more
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says “You sheerin’ mate?” and the first guy replies “Naw, they’re all mine”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he … Read more
“‘Darling, would you save me if I jumped into the water?” “Honey, if I say yes, will you jump?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A circus is holding auditions and an eighty-five year old man shows up. “What do you do?” asks the ringmaster. “I bend over backwards, “says the man, “and pick up a handkerchief off the floor with my teeth. “ “Wow, “says the ringmaster, impressed that this elderly man is agile enough to do this. “Then … Read more
The owner of the flea circus learned from experience. He posted a sign that read: “Dogs are not welcome. They steal the show. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.