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Susie: My husband is a great handyman. He can repair almost anything. Jane: My mother always taught me to beware of the man that can fix everything. You’ll never get anything new. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?” “First of all, don’t give him anything to drink. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job. “ The second woman says, “Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached!” To which the first replies, “Whoa, I just can’t picture your … Read more
Doctor: “Would you have the money if I said you needed an operation?” Patient: “Would you say I needed an operation if you thought I didn’t have the money?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The wise old Mother Superior was dying in a monastery hidden in the mountains’ hills. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received … Read more
A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?” Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I … Read more
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow Bob, looks like you guys … Read more
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him, and during her questions about his life she asked him what he did about sex. “What’s that?” he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, “Oh, Tarzan uses a hole in the trunk of a tree!” Horrified, … Read more
An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. “Doc, “he says, “I am so stricken. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, burning in the eyes, congested lungs… “ “Sir, “says the doctor, “you complain you have so many things. What don’t you have?” The man answers, … Read more