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There was a gorgeous brunette at the bar Mike went to one time. He dragged up his courage, walked over to her, and in his most suave voice said, “Hey, sexy girl, can I buy you a drink?” She diverted her gaze towards him. Gorgeous blue eyes,beautiful ruby-red lips and breasts to die for. She … Read more
“I love you loads, honey pie. “Tom’s wife said earlier. “And I love you tons. “Tom replied. “What, no nickname for me?” She asked, disappointed. Sometimes Tom had the impression the fat cow’s going deaf. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young high school girl is walking past a construction site when one of the builders yells out, “Hey gorgeous! Why don’t you come over here and sit on my face? Without even blinking an eye, she yells back, “Why, sweetheart, is your nose bigger than your cock! ! !” This joke is included in … Read more
Wife: “Oh god, you can tell I went to bed with wet hair last night. Look at it, it’s massive!” Husband: “Did you go to bed with a wet arse too?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy goes to see a doctor and after a series of tests the doctor comes in and says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. “ “What’s the bad news?” asks the patient. “The bad news is that unfortunately, you’ve only got 3 months to live. “ The patient is shocked, “Oh … Read more
A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. “What took you so long to answer?” “I was … Read more
A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company during the day. The clerk warns that the parrot was donated by a brothel, where he may have picked up some colorful language. The housewife doesn’t mind and brings the parrot home. When she uncovers the cage, the parrot says, “Brawkk! New Madam. Hello, Madam. “ … Read more
Two dragons walk into a bar. The first one says, “It sure is hot in here. “ His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. “I’m sorry, sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I’ll smell it and order … Read more