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Geoff walked by the bathroom, where his wife was covering her face in creams and lotions. “What are you doing?” he asked her sarcastically. “I’m trying to make myself beautiful. “his wife said. 15 minutes later, Geoff walked by again and she was wiping it all off… “Are you giving up already?” he asked. This … Read more
At an art gallery, among other works of art, there is a painting by a famous painter. The entire painting is completely black. Surprised by what he saw, a visitor asks him: “What does this painting represent? I do not understand anything!” “You are one of those people who don’t seem to understand art. It’s … Read more
“My father never did a day’s work in his life, “said Paddy. “He must have been a lazy bastard, “replied Nick. “No, he was a Night Watchman,’ said Paddy. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes, “she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s home … Read more
An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders wine – the 1945 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting. The customer picks up the glass, smells the wine, and puts it down on the table … Read more
A middle-aged woman reads that vaginas get wider and deeper with age. So she tries to check her own by stripping off, putting a mirror on the floor and spreading her legs over it. Suddenly, her husband comes in and grabs her arm, violently pulling her away from where the mirror is laying. “You could … Read more
A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby. “Look at the size of his willie, “says the man. “It’s massive!” “Yes dear, “says the woman. “But at least he’s got your ears. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A secretary has been to London with her boss. When she returns to the office one of her colleagues asks her if the boss has shown her Big Ben. “Yes, already on the boat. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for two hours. Finally, he realized what he had done and said, “I’m sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home. “ A voice from the back of the room replied, “There’s a calendar … Read more