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A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory . “Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box. “ His colleagues are disgusted by the … Read more
A man brought some prescription tablets and started cutting off the edges. This is because he wanted to avoid the side effects. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A divorce lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The lawyer thought for a moment, then said, “A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street. “ Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in … Read more
The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00a.m. she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs. … Read more
Doctor: “Liquor is a slow poison for you. “ Patient: “It’s all-right. I’m not in a hurry. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl and gives her $50 and says “Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties as it … Read more
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We BET we can tell exactly how old you are. “ The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools. “ … Read more
A man is moaning to his mate that he never has any luck with pulling women. His mate tells him he has a chat up line that never fails, no matter how good looking the women are he always ends up in bed with them. “Great, “says his mate, “what is it! ?” “Just walk … Read more
A man enters a store and says: “5 liters of wine, please. “ “Did you bring a container for this? “ “You’re speaking to it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.