“From tomorrow you are free!” the lawyer informs his client. “Yes, I’m so happy, I have nothing to say”, grumbled the prisoner. “I tormented myself for 5 years to make a rope ladder, 3 years to rasp the cage bars and you came now with the amnesty ordinance, exactly now when I wanted to break … Read more
A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor. Doctor said: “It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age. “ Patient: “The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that my leg does not hurt?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
“Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy. “ Waiter: “That’s because they’re the chopsticks, sir. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young woman, all excited, called up her local police department and said, “I have a sex maniac in my apartment!” The officer at the other end said, “We’ll be right over lady. “ The woman said, “Can you wait till morning?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A father and his son, Bobby, arrive at the local Rugby match and Dad can’t find the tickets. Dad: “Nip home and see if I left the tickets there. “ Bobby: “No probs, Dad. “ Half an hour later Bobby returns to his dad who is patiently waiting outside the stadium. Bobby: “Yep, they’re on … Read more
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. “Sorry I can’t serve you, “states the barman. “Why not?!” asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. “You’re under 18, “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! … Read more
A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab. Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the patrolman asked “Did I … Read more
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. ‘One thing about Jim,’ his buddy said to the bartender. ‘He knows when to stop.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man, to friend, ‘My wife makes terrible demands for money. Two weeks ago she asked for £50. Last week she wanted £100, and yesterday it was £150.’ Friend, ‘What does she do with it all?’ Man, ‘I don’t know. I never give her any.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more