This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer. “ “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and … Read more
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $35. “ Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered. The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen. In a rage, she telephoned … Read more
Liam stumbled into a saloon, half crooked. “Say, “he said to the bartender, “how tall is a penguin?” “About two and a half feet. “ “Thank God!” cried Liam. “I thought I ran over a nun!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the white guy says “you people don’t actually think Jesus was black do you?” “And what makes you think he’s not?” The black pastor … Read more
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately. “ The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving … Read more
One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond. On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen! “Dear frog, “the priest asked, “what is the matter? Why’re you so sad?” “Well, “said the frog, “I was not always … Read more
Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s. “ Did you copy hers?, she asked. Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. … Read more
A police station gets two new horses and two cops are assigned to be mounted policemen. They go on a ride and come back pleased. “This horse is great! From now on I’ll always take this one” said the first cop. “My horse’s great too. So I’ll always take it” replied the second cop. “But … Read more
A snail and a slug got into a crash. When the police, ambulances and news reporters arrived, a reporter asked a tortoise what happened. He replied: “I don’t know, it all happened so fast!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.