A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman’s right boob is hanging out. “ As he gets closer it becomes apparent that he was right. When he gets face to … Read more
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said, “What do I do now? I’m almost out of typing paper. “ “Just use the copier machine paper, “replied the other secretary. With that, … Read more
A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He started chasing after the speeder. When he got close he saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving. The cop yelled, “Pull over!” The blonde shouted back, “No! It’s a sweater!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses. “ “We don’t have any, “replied the first blonde. “Well, if you’re … Read more
Two church-going women were gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse fully on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, “That’s disgusting, why did you do that?” To … Read more
A blonde gets in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and says, “Ma’am… you’re sitting in the backseat… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A plane is on its way to Miami when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that’s the type of ticket she paid … Read more
A guy’’s wife goes missing while diving off the Australian coast. He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there’s a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old sergeant and a younger constable. The sergeant … Read more
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you’re doing. “ At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well. Right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and … Read more