A blonde, not super-bright woman was learning to fly a helicopter. After two hours of great flying, she crashed. When asked by the crash investigator what happened, she said, “I got cold so I turned off the fan. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying “I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork… Have you actually ever tasted it?” The Rabbi said, “I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the … Read more
The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it, “ He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was … Read more
A man checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, “I’ll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you’re calling for a cab. “ He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Ergonique, … Read more
“I hope you didn’t take it personally, Father, “an embarrassed woman said after a church service “when my husband walked out during your sermon. “ “I did find it rather disconcerting, “the vicar replied. “It’s not a reflection on you, Father” insisted the church goer. “Christopher has been walking in his sleep ever since he … Read more
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes, “replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” … Read more
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 10 year old son was hiding in the wardrobe. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the wardrobe. The boy now has company. Boy: “Dark in here. “ Man: “Yes it is. “ Boy: … Read more
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he … Read more
A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway. Suddenly the girl’s grandma … Read more