A guy rings his boss and says “I can’t come to work today” The boss asks why and the guy says “It’s my eyes. “ “What’s wrong with your eyes?” asks the boss. “I just can’t see myself coming to work, so I’m going fishing instead… “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in Magical Fairyland. They are crossing an enchanted bridge when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out “Salmon!” She … Read more
A blond, a redhead and a brunette were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending people to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. “If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?” After pondering the question she answered, … Read more
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready … Aim … “ Suddenly the brunette yells, “earthquake! !” Everyone is … Read more
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: Cheeseburger: $1. 50 Chicken Sandwich: $2. 50 Hand Job: $10. 00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. “Can I help you?” she asks. “I was wondering, “whispers the … Read more
A man was praying to god for money and fame. Another one comes and sneers at him, “I always pray for honesty, modesty and other noble qualities in life “. The man says “Very well mister, one always asks for the things they don’t have!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?” The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute… “ The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” The man below says: “Yes. You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above … Read more
Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace. She says to the wolf, “My, what big ears you have!” The wolf keeps grimacing. She says, “My, what big eyes you have!” The wolf grimaces even … Read more
Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain. One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette. The other lady said, “Hey, that’s a good idea. What’s that called?” The lady responded, “It’s a condom. “ The other lady said, “Where … Read more