The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes on a business trip to Manchester during the course of which he has to make a long journey by taxi. During the journey, the driver decides to break the monotony and says to the man, “Do you like riddles?” “Oh yes, “says the man, “I think so. “ “OK, “says the taxi … Read more
A hypothetical situation where 20 CEO’s board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature Pilot-less technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEO’s is then told, privately, that their company’s software is Aircraft’s automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEO’s … Read more
Two prison guards are changing shifts in the morning. “You know that a prisoner ran off in the night?” The other guard sighs, “Ah finally, no more of that dang hammering!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
During training exercises, the Lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road when he encountered another car stuck in the mud, with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. “Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope, “replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, “yours is!” This joke is … Read more
They were dancing at the service club. He held her tight, his eyes were closed, and they danced as though floating on a cloud. Then the music stopped. “Let’s go out on the porch, “he said. Outside, he took her in her arms and whispered in her shell-like ear, “Darling, I love you so. Say … Read more
A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, “Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!” The private replied, “No sir, when I get out of the army I am not going to stand in long, long lines!” This joke is … Read more
Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “Sure, buddy. “ Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “No, Sir!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. “My dad owns a farm and … Read more
A little girl walked proudly into a dry goods store to buy material for a dress for her doll. When she came to the cash register she asked, “What does this cost?” “For a sweet little girl like you, “replied the man, feeling generous “I’ll charge only one little kiss. “ “Thanks” replied the tot. … Read more