A bus conductor asks a drunk for his ticket. He goes through all his pockets but can’t find it. ‘It’s okay,’ says the conductor. ‘I’m sure you paid.’ ‘Never mind that,’ says the drunk. ‘If I can’t find it, how am I supposed to know where I’m going?’ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrian sued the motorist, whose lawyer made the following statement at the end of the trial. “Your honor, my client was not at fault. He has been driving a car for thirty years, and has never had an accident, nor gotten … Read more
A beautiful woman who had a golden little plane necklace was seated next to a guy on the plane. During the flight all the time he was gazing at the necklace. When the woman asked him: “Are you interested in my necklace?” “No lady; I would rather its runway!” answered the guy. This joke is … Read more
At a store, a blonde lady stood in line waiting to pay for her items. Three men stood before her in the line. After 15 minutes she realized that the line wasn’t moving at all. She shouted at the cashier, ‘Is this line going to take all day long?’ The cashier replied, ‘Please step aside … Read more
After hearing the story of Jonah at Sunday School, a little girl repeated the story at school on Monday. Her teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said, “But how can that … Read more
Two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise. They set off from the pier with their uncle all stitched up in a burial … Read more
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him, and during her questions about his life she asked him what he did about sex. “What’s that?” he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, “Oh, Tarzan uses a hole in the trunk of a tree!” Horrified, … Read more
Two prisoners are talking about their crimes: George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years” Herman: “Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m here for 3 days” George: “*What? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???” Herman: “Yeah, the man was a lawyer. … Read more
A lady says to the psychiatrist, “I think I might be a nymphomaniac. “ He says, “I’ll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour. “ She says, “How much for all night?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
“Does she have a boyfriend?” “Yes, a rich, cute and clever one. “ “What’s the name?” “John, Michael and Bill. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.