An airline captain was breaking in an Antartian as a stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the … Read more
One day a city bus driver picked up a woman that was carrying a paper bag full of oranges. There were no empty seats so she had to hang on by a strap in the aisle. After traveling a few blocks the driver had to make a sudden stop. This caused the woman to almost … Read more
The villager on his first trip to the city was waiting at a bus stop one morning. After some hesitation he asked a woman. “Which bus should I take to Houston?” “Bus Number 177, “the woman replied, and caught the next bus. The same evening, the woman got off a bus at the same stop … Read more
A tail gunner was being court-martialed. “What did you hear in your headset?” demanded a superior officer. “Well, “replied the airman. “I heard my squadron leader holler, ‘Enemy planes at 5 o’clock!” “What action did you take?’ persisted another officer. “Why, sir, “replied the gunner, “I just sat back and waited. It was only 4:30. … Read more
A French guest, staying in a hotel, called room service for some pepper. “Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge. “Toilette pepper, please!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Yossi and Janine, an elderly Jewish couple, are sitting together on an aeroplane flying to the Far East. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down in a few minutes. … Read more
“Sir, why are you trying to cross the road in this dangerous place? There’s a zebra crossing just a few yards up the road, “said the policeman. “Well, I hope he’s having better luck than I am, “said the pedestrian. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A state trooper is driving down the highway when he sees a truck driver pull over, walk to the side of the truck with a tire jack, bang on the side of the truck a few times, and then drive away. A couple of miles down the road the driver does the same thing. A … Read more
A state trooper stopped a woman for going 21 miles over the speed limit. After he handed her a ticket, she asked him, “Don’t you give out warnings?” “Yes, ma’am, “he replied. “They’re all up and down the road. They say, ‘Speed Limit 55. ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A man traveling over 125 miles per hour on the interstate was stopped by a highway patrol. “Sorry, officer, “said the driver, “was I driving too fast? “No, sir. You were flying too low. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.