The person sitting next to Richard on a flight was an amazingly beautiful woman. Ever the charmer, he used one of his best pick-up lines on her. “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”he asked. “Yes, “she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A duck walks into a job center and says to the man behind the desk “Excuse me; I’m looking for a job. Can you help?” The man can’t believe it and replies “Hold on minute sir, I’ll make some enquiries for you’… The man then phones up a showbiz agency and explains that there’s this … Read more
An American visiting England asked at the hotel for the elevator. The porter looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the man wanted. “You must mean the lift, “he said. “No, “the American responded. “If I ask for the elevator I mean the elevator. “ “Well, “the porter answered, “over here we … Read more
Interviewer: “What drives you?” Candidate: “The bus mostly. “ Interviewer: “I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?” Candidate: “Missing the bus!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at. He went to town in a $15,000 Nissan, left in a $350,000 Porsche. I thought, “Nice, I’m going to get in on that. “So I left for Vegas in my $15,000 Toyota. Came back in … Read more
Two cab drivers met. “Hey, “asked one, “what’s the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?” “Well, “the other responded, “when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A hypothetical situation where 20 CEO’s board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature Pilot-less technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEO’s is then told, privately, that their company’s software is Aircraft’s automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEO’s … Read more
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. “Reverend, “said the young man, “Sorry about the delay. It … Read more
The train was about to pull out of the station. A young man ran towards it and managed to throw his bag in and climb aboard just in time. A fellow passenger looked at him and said, “Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a … Read more