Asphalt Barman Piece
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman “Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Lose Power
A government is doing really bad and is very likely to lose the election. So they gather the cabinet to deal with the situation. “Guys we do not go well, we will lose power, we will lose everything. We need to do something” the prime minister said. A minister pops up and says: “We will … Read more
Owner Pulls
A business owner decides to take a tour around his business and see how things are going. He goes down to the shipping docks and sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing. The owner walks up to the young man and says: “Son, how much do you make a day?” The guy … Read more
Speak English
A tourist in Sweden is drinking in a bar when a very sexy woman sits next to him. ‘Hello,’ he says. ‘Do you speak English?’ ‘Oh I speaking not much English,’ replies the woman. ‘How much?’ asks the man. The woman replies, ‘200 Kroner.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Great Tidings God
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news, “God said. Adam looked at God and said, “Well, give me the good news first. “ Smiling, God explained, “I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you … Read more
Johnny Yes
Boss: *Shouting* “Little Johnny come to my office right now… “ Little Johnny: “Yes sir”! Boss : “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?” Little Johnny: “Yes sir! , the customer is always right”. Boss … Read more
Flea Arrived Again
One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin’ and a shakin’. The first flea asked, … Read more
Ian Sneezed Again
A lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man. About half an hour after they took off, the man sneezed. He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it with a handkerchief. The lady was shocked but a little too shy to say anything. About 15 minutes later, … Read more
Regular Porn
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and he says “I hope the porn is disabled. “ The guy at the desk replies. “It’s just regular porn you sick fuck. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Train Cause We’re
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last … Read more