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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Daughter’s Hand – I’m Going
April 5, 2026
“I’m going to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage. But it is just a formality. “ “Who told you that?” “Gynecologist. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Shoots Herself
April 5, 2026
A very old woman realizes that she’s seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart. Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of
Nurse Oops – Jerry Hospital
April 5, 2026
Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asked him how he was feeling. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the word the doctor used in surgery, “he answered. “What did he say?, “asked the nurse. “Oops!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Dog Followed
April 5, 2026
Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd. Approaching the owner and he asks him: “What happened here, man?” “Pff, my mother-in-law died, “he said. “Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed,
Seriously Ill Tests
April 5, 2026
A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor for a check up. He did the tests and waited. After a while, the doctor came in with the results. “Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You really don’t have much time to live. . “ “Doctor. . ! How much
Christmas Santa Isn’t
April 5, 2026
One particular Christmas season a long time ago Santa was ready for his Christmas run… but there were problems. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a