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Which Profession Yours

Which Profession Yours

April 5, 2026

A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss. “I met her last week, “explains the husband. “Professionally of course. “ The wife replies, “Which profession? Yours or hers?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Genie Explains Well

Genie Explains Well

April 5, 2026

Three guys, Irish, English, and Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total, “says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, “I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his

Speak English

Speak English

April 5, 2026

A tourist in Sweden is drinking in a bar when a very sexy woman sits next to him. ‘Hello,’ he says. ‘Do you speak English?’ ‘Oh I speaking not much English,’ replies the woman. ‘How much?’ asks the man. The woman replies, ‘200 Kroner.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You

Flat Chest

Flat Chest

April 5, 2026

Husband to wife: ‘You have a flat chest and hairy legs. Tell me, have you ever been mistaken for a man?’ ‘No,’ replies his wife. ‘Have you?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Forty Pounds 2

Forty Pounds 2

April 5, 2026

A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. “We were married twenty-five years before he died, “she said, dabbing away a tear. “Never had an argument in all those years. “ “Amazing, “said the counselor. “How did you do it?” “I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward. “ This joke

Jeremy’s Life Since

Jeremy’s Life Since

April 5, 2026

A lot of things have changed in Jeremy’s life since he got to know that his girlfriend got pregnant. His name, living address, phone number… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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