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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Yelled Supplies
April 5, 2026
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping. “ To the Scotsman he said, “You’re in charge of shoveling. “ And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies.
Bride Upon
April 5, 2026
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I think I’ve found a man just like father!” Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
White Skin Khaki
April 5, 2026
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises “Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!” The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide
Sexual Studies Convention
April 5, 2026
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business
Fifteen Hundred Bucks
April 5, 2026
Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They spend a fortune to rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and
Time and Best Friends – Marley Stopped
April 5, 2026
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley’s head. “How do you like it?” asked the barber. “Seems quite fine, “said the redneck. “but how ’bout making it a little longer in the back?” This joke is included in the
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a