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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Horse Racings
April 5, 2026
The woman comes with her husband to the psychiatrist and tells the psychiatrist: “Please, do something with my man, because he thinks of himself as a horse. “ The psychiatrist says: “Oh, it will be a long and expensive therapy. “ The woman: “Ok, don ́t worry, we have enough money because my husband has
Texas Ranger Decided
April 5, 2026
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a
Iron Fuck Etc
April 5, 2026
Some strangers sit at the bar. One guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG. “ Another guy asks, “What’s that?” The first guy says, “I am a Single, New Age Guy. “ Another guy says, “My name is Gary, and I am a DINK. “ A lady asks, “What’s that?” He
Peter Jones Once
April 5, 2026
Old Farmer Peter was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: “When I’m dead I want you to marry farmer Jones. “ Wife: “No, I can’t marry anyone after you. “ Peter: “But I want you to. “ Wife: “But why?” Peter: “Jones once cheated
Officer Pam
April 5, 2026
Little Tim, a 5 year old, called 911 and very softly said: “hello”. Officer Pam asked: “Are your parents there?” Little Tim answered: “Yes, their busy”, the police, the fire department are here and they are busy” Officer Pam said : “So son you’re telling me that the police, fire department, and your parents are
Book Entitled
April 5, 2026
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. “What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight, “he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a