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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Wear Shorts
April 5, 2026
Wife: “Give me some money. I want to buy a bra. “ Husband: “Why? You have nothing to put in it!” Wife: “You wear shorts!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Shout Till
April 5, 2026
Husband knocks on the door at midnight. Wife: “Go back where you came from!” Husband: “Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool!” Wife: “Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care? So the husband stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a
Can’t Expect – Couple Returns
April 5, 2026
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well, “replies the man, “when we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking. “ “Oh, you shouldn’t worry about that too much,
Series Mexican Loves
April 5, 2026
A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: “Look, how much he loves her…” “Yes. But do you know how much he’s being paid for that?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Great News – Newlywed Said
April 5, 2026
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two. “ Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing with happiness and kissing
Antennas Met
April 5, 2026
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a