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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Difference Between Confident
April 5, 2026
Son – “Dad what’s the difference between confident and confidential?” Dad – “Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That’s confidential. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Church Next
April 5, 2026
Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, “Mommy, I have to piss. “ The mother said, “Son, don’t say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, ‘whisper’ because it is more polite. “ The next Sunday, the little boy
Martin Answered
April 5, 2026
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, ‘Is Benjamin Franklin’s picture still on the hundred dollar bill?’ His Father wrote back, ‘Of course it is. Why do you ask?’ Martin answered, ‘Because it’s been so long since I’ve seen one! ‘ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Son’s Philology Teacher
April 5, 2026
A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids. “ Now his mind
Special Parent Meetings
April 5, 2026
Johnny comes back home from school and tells his father, “Dad, tomorrow you are invited to a special parent meetings at school. “ “How much special?” “Well, just me, you, the director and two police officers. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Blow Smoke Rings
April 5, 2026
Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, “My dad can blow smoke rings. “ The second boy said, “My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose. “ The third boy said, “Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt. “ The first and
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a