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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Cow Again
April 5, 2026
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking outside. “What’s going on?” she yells out the window. “Cow on the track!” replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace, but within five minutes, it stops again. The woman sees the
Tongue Depressor
April 5, 2026
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. “I’m so ashamed, and dirty Doctor, “she said, “I guess I let myself go. “ The physician was checking her eyes and ears. “Don’t feel ashamed, Miss. You
Flatware Set
April 5, 2026
Little Jennie was helping her mother to set the table, because her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. “Jennie, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Mattew’s seat?” “I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that
Science Class
April 5, 2026
A rabbit went to a fortune-teller. “What do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon, “replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you. “ “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in
Duck’s Former Owner
April 5, 2026
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they
Chick Stops
April 5, 2026
On the street a chick is dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear:” Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat?” “But do you know how many animals I had to sleep with for it?” This joke is included in the
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a