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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
These Creatures
April 5, 2026
One day a blonde went to a seafood restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Train Trip
April 5, 2026
Two blondes were taking their first train trip on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked
Play Multiple Instruments
April 5, 2026
An octopus is applying for a job at the circus He says: “I can play multiple instruments”. They give him a piano,a violin, a sax, the drums and he plays them beautifully. Everyone is thoroughly impressed. They ask him: “Well, can you play the bagpipes?”. He responds: “Well, I don’t know what that is, but
Cowboy Rode
April 5, 2026
Two church-going women were gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse fully on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, “That’s disgusting, why did you do that?” To
Since You’ve
April 5, 2026
One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship”, he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly,
Bridge Without
April 5, 2026
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in Magical Fairyland. They are crossing an enchanted bridge when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out “Salmon!” She
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a