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Phone Flights America

Phone Flights America

April 5, 2026

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?” The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute… “ The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from

Easier Yeah

Easier Yeah

April 5, 2026

Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached and talked to them. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.

Anymore He’s

Anymore He’s

April 5, 2026

A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keeping quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, “He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. Maybe he’s getting tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate from each other.

Agnes Whispers

Agnes Whispers

April 5, 2026

An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for two tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!” “I’m sorry, “The girl tells him. “We can’t allow animals in the cinema.

Ice Fisherman Drilled

Ice Fisherman Drilled

April 5, 2026

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there. “ He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there. “

Kkk Members

Kkk Members

April 5, 2026

A guy’s walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they’ll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes… He wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he’s ever seen and he’d just

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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