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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Barber Yes
April 5, 2026
A man entered a barbershop and said: “I am tired of looking like everyone else! I want a change! Part my hair from ear to ear!” “Are you sure?”asked the barber. “Yes!” said the man. The barber did as he was told, and a satisfied customer left the shop. A few hours passed and the
Cannibal Village
April 5, 2026
The missionary arrived in the cannibal village on Saturday, and by Monday night he was history. Looking through his belongings, one of the natives found a magazine and without missing a beat began tearing out pictures of people and popping them in his mouth. Seeing what he was doing, a friend asked, “So…how’s the dehydrated
Perfume Counter
April 5, 2026
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he would like a bottle of Chanel for his wife’s birthday. “A little surprise eh?” said the clerk. “You bet, “replied the man. “She is expecting a cruise. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Disappointed Voice
April 5, 2026
What time does the library open? The voice on the phone asked. “Nine A. M. “came the reply. And what is the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask such a question? Asked the librarian “Not until nine A. M. ?” the man asked in a disappointed voice.
Bodybuilder Picks
April 5, 2026
A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the woman says “What a great chest you have. “ The bodybuilder tells her “That’s 150 lbs. of dynamite. “ He takes off his pants and the woman says “What massive calves you have”,
Delivers Roof Bushes
April 5, 2026
Harry asked his wife: “Did you leave a tip for the boy who delivers our paper?” His wife replies: “Yes, dear. I put some of it in the bushes, some of it on the roof, and some of it in the front yard. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a