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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
You’ve Worn
April 5, 2026
The young bride’s mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. “Never let your husband see you in the nude, “she advised. “You should always wear something. “ “Yes, mother, “replied the obedient girl. Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new husband were preparing to retire
Heart Attack
April 5, 2026
Two women met in heaven who were previous acquaintances on earth. One said, “I can’t believe you’re here so soon, what happened?” She exclaimed, “I froze to death!” The other said, “That’s terrible, how’d it happen?” “Well I started shivering uncontrollably, fell asleep and here I am!” Then she asked how her friend died. She
Lion Thirty Feet
April 5, 2026
One morning the lion is feeling especially ferocious. He sauntered over to a monkey swinging in a tree and roared, “Who’s the king of this jungle?” The monkey scampered down from the tree, bows to the lion and stammered, “Wh. . wh… why you are Mr. Lion. “ A few minutes later, the lion comes
Hundred Letters
April 5, 2026
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted. “ Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing… “You can have mine!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Question Usually Honey
April 5, 2026
Husband: “Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask you a question?” Wife: “Is that what I do?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Insomnia I’ve
April 5, 2026
“I’m suffering dreadfully from insomnia. I’ve tried all sorts of remedies, but I can find nothing that will send me to sleep. “ “Why don’t you try talking to yourself?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a