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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Negotiating Discussion Honest
April 5, 2026
Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case. “Look, “said one to the other, “let’s be honest with each other. “ “Okay, you first, “replied the other. That was the end of the discussion. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Aunt Michelle
April 5, 2026
A small boy turned to his aunt Michelle and said, “Wow, you’re not pretty!” His mother overheard the remark and was appalled. She took him aside and gave him a real telling-off before ordering him to go back out to say sorry to Aunt Michelle. Suitably chastened, the boy went over and said quietly, “Aunt
Carrot Bin
April 5, 2026
Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket… He was picking his nose. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Christmas Gift
April 5, 2026
One year, a man decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Bathroom Suzan Laughs
April 5, 2026
Joe and Suzan have been married for twenty years. Every morning Joe wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work. Every morning for twenty years, Suzan says, “One of these days, you’re gonna fart your guts out!” One morning, Suzan is preparing the turkey for Thanksgiving and gets an
Alcoholics Anonymous
April 5, 2026
A kindhearted judge was commiserating with the wife. “Your husband really has a problem. Has he ever tried Alcoholics Anonymous?” “I’m sure he has, “she nodded sadly. “That man will drink anything. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a