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Born Tom

Born Tom

April 5, 2026

Jim: When was your son born? Tom: In March, he came the first of the month. Jim: Is that why you named him “Bill”? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Three-Legged Chicken Taste

Three-Legged Chicken Taste

April 5, 2026

John was driving his pickup down a country lane when suddenly a chicken darts out into the road in front of him, doing about 30 miles per hour. Amazed, he sped up to follow, but the chicken took off faster and faster. Finally the chicken screeches into a turn and goes into a farm. As

Grandson Okay Grandpa

Grandson Okay Grandpa

April 5, 2026

Grandson: “Grandpa, I have some advice for you. Grandfather: “Son, at your age you need to be listening more than advising. Grandson: “Okay Grandpa, just thought you might want to know your shoe is too close to the campfire and it just burst into flames. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.

Mill Field

Mill Field

April 5, 2026

A farmer and his wife got into a huge fight after which the wife stormed off. The farmer says, “Where did you leave the tractor?” The wife replies, “In the Mill field. “ But there’s no way into the Mill field!” “There is now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.

Bacon Tree

Bacon Tree

April 5, 2026

Two cowboys were lost in the desert when they spotted a tree draped in bacon strips. “We’re saved!” shouted one cowboy. But when he ran up to the tree, he was shot multiple times. It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You

Children’s Potty Chair

Children’s Potty Chair

April 5, 2026

One cold December day, a French tourist in Scotland stopped at a farm cottage. He told the farmer’s wife he was freezing to death, and was invited to come in and warm himself at the hearth. Once inside the house, he complained of being thirsty. The woman handed him an enormous white crockery mug filled

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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