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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Trust Send
April 5, 2026
Michelle recently got a catalog from a company she wasn’t familiar with. Not wanting to be cheated she sent them a letter saying, “With all the fraud and misrepresentation I don’t know who to trust. Send me the merchandise and if it’s any good I’ll send you a check. “ A week later Michelle got
Crew’s Foreman
April 5, 2026
One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. The crew’s foreman calls the office and tells his supervisor the situation. The supervisor says, “Don’t worry, we’ll send some shovels… just lean on each other until they arrive. “ This joke is included in the
Crab Again We’re
April 5, 2026
A male crab and a female lobster are dating, but they are hiding it from their parents for obvious reasons. Eventually the lobster gets tired of all the secrecy and she tells her father, who is furious and forbids her to see the crab again. “But why can’t I see the crab again? We’re in
Corporate Headquarters
April 5, 2026
A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions. The reply came back shortly: “Begin vacation as of yesterday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of
Lady Shame Interviewing
April 5, 2026
During an interview, the young lady interviewing for the position was surprised to hear the HR manager say he was looking for someone “to do the work of six men. “ The lady replied: “That’s a shame. I was looking for a full time job. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of
Didn’t Smoke
April 5, 2026
Doctor: “You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!” Patient: “And that’s what I did. And it wasn’t easy because up until now I didn’t smoke at all!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a