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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Dog Doesn’t
April 5, 2026
A policeman visits an address. “Mr. Mattew?” “Yes, “the man who opened the door replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike. “ “That’s not possible, my dog doesn’t have a bike. “said Mr. Mattew This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
The Veterinarian
April 5, 2026
One day, the horse became very ill and he called the veterinarian, who said, “Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I’ll come back on the 3rd day and if he’s not better, we’re going to have to put him to sleep. “ Nearby, the goat listened closely
Paper Brad
April 5, 2026
Jerremy was sitting down for breakfast one morning when he was astonished to see in the paper an announcement of his own death. He called his friend at once, “Brad, have you seen the announcement of my death in the paper?” Brad replied, “Yes, and exactly where are you calling from?” This joke is included
Can’t Imagine
April 5, 2026
Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time. “Oh mother, “she cried out upon returning home, “what do you think I saw today?” “I can’t imagine, dear, what?” “A lady had twins, and a spare!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Bid Higher
April 5, 2026
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won
He’s Cross-Eyed
April 5, 2026
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well, “said the vet, “let’s have a look at him. “ So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a