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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Drunk Shouts Hit
April 5, 2026
Two drunks are sitting side by side in a bar. One of the drunks goes to the bathroom but neglects to button up his fly when he’s finished. He staggers back to the bar, sits on a bar stool, and his penis flops out on the bartop. The other drunk yells, ‘Snake!’ and hits the
Hurry Playing Women
April 5, 2026
Two men playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: “I’ll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up. “ When he returned he said: “I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress. “ The
Wrong Face
April 5, 2026
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the wrong face?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Debt James
April 5, 2026
Tony: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. James: That’s what I’m afraid of! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Windy Isn’t
April 5, 2026
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” Second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!” Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Okay Yes
April 5, 2026
A male driver gets stopped by police, and is asked: “Have you been drinking?” The man replies: “Okay, yes, I have… how did you know, officer? Was I swerving across the road, or speeding?” “No sir, “replied the policeman, “… nothing else can explain that fat ugly woman sitting next to you. “ This joke
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a